Posted by: Dustin Faulkner | August 18, 2008

Emo checklist

This is what I assume the police officers in Russia are having to do to round up the emo kids.

  • Are they traveling only in shadows?
  • Are they smiling? If so, move along, definitely not emo kids
  • Are they wearing a concert t-shirt from The Cure?
  • Check their pockets for razor blades, they may have been cutting just moments before.
  • Ask for their ID, have they scribbled out their real name and replaced it with “Raven, Jayde, or Death”?
  • They may threaten to put a spell on you, so do not let them talk that much.
  • Are you having trouble distinguishing gender within the group?
  • Don’t be fooled by the thick rimmed black glasses, they can see fine. They do not even have any lenses in them.
  • And finally, once you start the police brutality, do they seem to enjoy it?



  1. i like you

  2. Ditto. I like u 2.
    No need to say more.

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